"I would shoot my mom to. . ."

Lately I've been using the phrase "I would shoot my mom to. . " whenever I really want to do/eat/experience something.

For Example, "I would shoot my mom to see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in concert." Something like that makes sense because the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are one of the best bands on the planet.

But then things started getting out of hand, like when I said "I would shoot my mom to go to a taco stand right now." Really, Emilio? That seems a little out of hand. Why don't you just go to to a taco stand, it's not that a big a deal. You don't have to commit murder to get some tacos.

Anyway, here's a list of things I would really shoot my for, and I don't mean shoot to kill. I mean like shooting her in the thigh or bicep, just flesh wounds.

-"I would shoot my mom to party with the cast of the Jersey Shore."

-"I would shoot my mom for some cheesecake." (coincidentally my favorite cheescake is the kind my mom makes, she's tough though, she can handle cooking with a bleeding wound)

-"I would shoot my mom to be a co-host or even a guest on The View."

-"I would shoot my mom to live in London."

-"I would shoot my mom to not ever have to see a possum again in my life."

-"I would shoot my mom to be on The Real World."

-"I would shoot my mom to be the new judge on American Idol."

-"I would shoot my mom to be the star of my own Branson stage show."

-"I would shoot my mom to be on The Hills, R.I.P."

-"I would shoot my mom to own Pepsi, the whole company."

-"I would shoot my mom to have been able to visit Lindsay Lohan in jail."

-"I would shoot my mom to have hair like Justin Bieber."

-"I would shoot my mom to have a dinner party with Hillary Clinton, Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus, and Kate Gosselin."

-"I would shoot my mom to have my own Harajuku Girl foursome like Gwen Stefani used to have."

-"I would shoot my mom to be able to sing like Aretha Franklin."

-"I would shoot my mom to go bungee jumping/sky diving."

-"I would shoot my mom for my own manatee."

-"I would shoot my mom for Emma Watson/Natalie Portman/Carrie Underwood/Kat Von D/Sarah Palin."

-"I would shoot my mom to be the Meryl Streep of my generation."

-"I would shoot my mom to be the third member of The White Stripes."

-"I would shoot my mom for an NSYNC reunion."

There's many more where that came from, but I feel like my mom doesn't need to get shot at anymore. She ain't 50 Cent.