The Joy of Pepsi.

Sometimes I feel like a walking Pepsi ad. I mean I drink it at least once a day (fuck you health, it's my body and i'll do what i want). I usually have one when I am in class. People see me walking with a Pepsi all the time.

So Pepsi people, as in the people in charge of marketing. PAY ME. Then I can buy more Pepsi and drink more and people will see the joy it gives me and they'll want some Pepsi and then everyone will be drinking Pepsi and we can all be caffeinated and happy.

That's all I have to say. . .oh wait. Grey's Anatomy is good this season, but I'm afraid it might be Katherine Heigl's last season. What sucks about that is that Grey's is now becoming just like E.R. which kinda sucks. But whatevs.

See Ya.

Guess, it's been a while?

Yo, sorry these past couple of weeks have been a complete menstruating bitch.
Time to update this little doo-dad.
Where do I begin? OH, I know. There's this thing called a Sandra Bullock, whom I have nothing against, that keeps winning these awards for her acting abilities. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with this, I like when good/great actors/actresses finally get some serious props for their talents.

The thing is, because people are voting for Sandra and allowing her to win Best Actress after Best Actress awards there's a little something called a Carey Mulligan that is getting robbed of what is rightfully hers. Let me say this once, because I'll can't stress enough how important this is, GO SEE AN EDUCATION. WATCH IT ONLINE OR HOWEVER YOU CAN. Carey Mulligan's performance in that is phenomenal, the thing is she probably won't win the Oscar because Meryl's got her Julia Child in the running as well. However, if Carey Mulligan loses, and if Meryl Streep loses, and if fucking (i love you Sandra) Miss Congeniality is up there holding an Oscar. I WILL FLIP SHIT.

Speaking of Oscars. How ridiculous is it that Mo'Nique (the star of Soul Plane, Phat Girlz, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins and many other great films) the safest bet to win an Oscar this year. I mean she definitely deserves it but its still pretty fucking funny.

Here we come to the moment I didn't want to talk about. . .
I don't know how well you all know me, but I've been involved in a pretty serious relationship these past two months or so. I've been seeing this smart, funny, sexy, crazy, trashy, informative, and slutty lady name 'Jersey Shore' once a week and I can't believe our beautiful relationship is ending tonight. What will I do without seeing Snooki's thong and vagina once a week? How about J-WOWW, who else is going to punch people in face for no reason on a regular basis? Don't even get me started on The Situation's ridiculous amount of witty comments and how he brings the trashiest girls in the world into what must be the most STD infected hot-tub on the planet?
IDK guys, but I guess life goes on.

P.S. Something great is happening, there are like two new shows that I am obssessed with: Life UneXpected and Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Nothing more exciting than finding two new programs to sink your life into.

See you guys, I'll try and update more often.