I've never been one to make a New Years Resolution. Why? Because I know I am never going to be a better person, I'm never going to eat healthier, I'm never going to stop any of my vices, and I definitely never going to workout more. Fuck that. I have better things to do.
Soooo instead I'm making a list of things that I will try NOT do in this new year.
1. I will not throw a tantrum if the LOST series finale is stupid.
2. I will not eat any vegetables.
3. I will not stop/cut down on my partying.
4. I will not laugh at the screen when Kristin Stewart and R-Patz try to act in Eclipse.
5. I will not miss out on the Deathly Hallows midnight premiere.
6. I will not forgive Carrie Underwood for not coming to Oklahoma on her new tour.
7. I will not stop drinking Pepsi.
8. I will not do my homework on time (all-nighters are the way to go)
9. I will not abandon Miley Cyrus when she goes Lohan.
and finally.
10. I will NOT miss any episodes of any of my 35-ish favorite shows.
See ya in 2010, Mofos.
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